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A 10% off coupon for your next Escape Uranus adventure of 30 minutes or longer will be given to the first person who solves the above cryptogram, cipher, etc. The decrypted plaintext must be delivered to Escape Uranus either in person or by Facebook Messenger. Enciphering will usually be by keyed Caesar cipher. However, you can and should consider all pencil-and-paper or field ciphers fair game.
HINT: The condiment that is the favorite of the character that is the favorite on the show that is on the network that is for the cartoons.
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
— Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick)